Jimbo’s Story: ho been hit by a steddy stream of piss n vinegar up in ‘here… actally its just piss n jizm but u kno wut i mean. theys two bitchass bitchEZ here n they both like it raunchy but the blondie bitchy is way more fuked up. she aint care wut goes in her mouth as long as she can brush her big white aftawards. she get hit by black dudez, wite dudez, JIMBO, n otherz two. we allz fuked the shizz outta her b4 we attaked her tiny ebony box (or is it brown? i 4get). bottom line: these hoz got fuked n thats all that matter to JIMBO n 2 u.

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Jimbo’s Story: dees bukkake bitchez wuz in a hurry to get it ova wit, but they was a lotta guys left to jizm all ova dem. wit like more than 20 dudez these chikas aint goin nowhere four a good long time. they aint like the bukkake but i guess they gota do it. billz billz billz… paid with cum cum jism. dudes didnt care bout the reason – they jus wanted 2 bust nuts on dees HOS like it aint nething. they took they good ol time two n didnt care how the bitchez felt bout it. not 1 bit, yea they just spunk all ova witout a care.

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Jimbo’s Story: aint nuthin that spellz out wite trash like a plump ol tat on a lil ol tit, u no? this skank is hot n so is her friend but that raunchy tat makes her a target for a bukkake like nuthin b4. so many dudes lined up 2 jizm on that tittie that they be out the door. they strokin n strokin waitin 4 a turn to cum all ova those bodys! bitchez tung eachother n do wuts necessary 2 sop up all the jism that cumming at em. they gots they mouths open WIDE n they trashy titties out 2 ready for a sukin. man o dude us this a wite out wit sum wite trash!

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Every guy’s dream is to have 6 holes to choose from instead of three, isn’t it? Rhonda and Mary are ready to make that fantasy come alive. These two are here to slob your knob while they play with each other. They’ll give you the option of any or all of their fuck holes if u can handle it. They want it in the butt, in the pussy, and the cumshot on the face. But whose face? I guess this lucky bastard gets to decide that for himself because he’s the only 1 actually fucking them! Your dream may not come true today but you can see it happen for a fellow man.

Paloma is a Hispanic MILF with a lot of experience in the wang slobbing arena. She loves taking a big white dick in her mouth as opposed to her hubby’s 4 incher. She struggles with the size of it at first, particularly the thickness, but gets the hang of it rather quickly. Her boobies are chubby enough to put the monster in there for a while to get him worked up. Eventually she sticks inside her very hot mouth and gets the job done. Where does the dude decide to jizm as a thank u? In her hair of course!

Jimbo’s Story: ho been hit by a steddy stream of piss n vinegar up in ‘here… actally its just piss n jizm but u kno wut i mean. theys two bitchass bitchEZ here n they both like it raunchy but the blondie bitchy is way more fuked up. she aint care wut goes in her mouth as long as she can brush her big white aftawards. she get hit by black dudez, wite dudez, JIMBO, n otherz two. we allz fuked the shizz outta her b4 we attaked her tiny ebony box (or is it brown? i 4get). bottom line: these hoz got fuked n thats all that matter to JIMBO n 2 u.

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Here we are again, a month later and I’m impressed, not only with Amandas deep tan but also the fact she is wearing a bright yellow top in contrast with her skin tone. Okay, the lounge also had yellow walls but u can’t have everything. Since Carl wasn’t there yet, I decided to use the time wisely by interviewing Amanda, u dl, technically, she only qualifies for Real Couples because she still has sex on occasions with Carl, but really, they have split up since last November. This was interesting to me as I felt they had something more deeper and interesting than being straight up fuck buddies and derived a new twist on the Real Couples angle.

Carl arrived straight from work and u could tell straight away they were familiar by the way Carl confidently rubbed his hand into Amandas crotch to make sure she wasn’t dripping with another mans jizm inside her. Amanda seemed keen to get it on with Carl by the way they feverishly got out of their clothes to start slobbing and licking on each others bits. Amanda was great but Carl was also full of personality that it had me wondering why he wasn’t performing on a regular basis in the porn industry, since he is shagging girls left and right all over the place, or so it seems according to Amanda, whom seemed to be quite turned on about it when she was asking if the current girl in her exes life takes it up the arse and Carl telling her matter of factly how tight the other girls pussy was amongst other things. This is a difficult thing to get out on screen unscripted with a natural performance, especially when u consider that Carl has met me in the flesh for the first time. He put his large hard dark dick to good use in Amandas mouth, pussy and arse and this is where they exceeded my expectation, Carl, being the kinky sod I found him out to be was an expert shot with spit when lubing up Amandas arse for anal and gaped her arse effectively for visual spectacle before going back in building up to his climax where Amanda did butt (or arse as I prefer) to mouth with him as he came in her mouth, but then this comes as no surprise as they appear to like watching pornography and like most people who are into it, imitate what turns them on. Good for me though..and good for you. I left there with a rather sexy shoot in the bag if I may say so. Good for you too, if u dig my stuff.

I got a taste of Roberts eccentric personality during pictures when he switched the tv on to see the sport highlights. I found this amusing, where some might find it rude as he still blazed through the pic shoot with absolutely no problems. You could tell he was a veteran of such shoots as at 1 point, I swear he looked disineterested. Pic shoot over, the tv was off and he got down to business on his girlfriend Janette, who is an attractive blonde 20 something who has a fit body, a lovely smile and a nice warm personality, a typical trait amongst Czech girls I am quickly finding out for myself. The couple made short shrift of this clip sucking, fucking and alternating between slut to arse repeatedly, leadng to several gaping shots and a facial in the arse where Jeanette scooped cum out of her arse with her fingers and sucked them off. I almost felt like I didn’t work this couple hard enough when Robert said to me “U like my special treat? I do this for you” Being a porn star couple, this was all in a days work for Janette and Robert and still she insist he fuck her harder. I saw the size of his peen repeatedly plowing in and out of her lil sphincter and I was convinced, she absolutely likes a plugging in the bum. I’m not complaining.

I would have to say this was a Real Couples film in every sense of the word. Prior to turning up on any shoot, I am paranoid that the shoot will go to waste if the dude gets stage fright and can’t get it up. There was none of that going on here today. As a matter of fact, I turned up in Nottingham (where they live) an hour late and time was a ticking towards the hour they had to pick up their tiny lady after school. I kept the social niceties to a minimum and let them get on with it in my new way of working where we do the hard first, pictures on the interim and the soft version last. This way works best for all concerned.

I could not have hoped for a better shoot. U could watch that they were still into each other, convincing me they were doing Real Couples for all the right reasons. Mark was a hero, but then how could he fail with a fit wife like Jennifer? I remember joking about them working on more kids when Mark did his facial (a strong squirty 1) and there we have it, 1 sexy lovin’ and a pop shot in the mouth later, I was outta there. Boom, boom. In and out guy, cruising back to London on a wonderful summers day, listening to 80’s soul weekender tunes. Mark also did a jizm pie inside Jennifer on the soft version, even though u can’t see it , just thought I’d share that with you.

Any doubts about Karl having a girlfriend where cast aside when we arrived at the restaurant 15 minutes late and Karl was greeted by a scowling pretty 20 year old who appeared to be polite so as not to offend me. I could tell this was no porno star union of sorts by the way they acted around each other. Lucia is strikingly yummy and not a typical porno model as she appeared to be quite innocent which belied her intelligence. She was also very sweet as she brought me home made cookies and strawberries to my room later that night. I was blown away by this gesture and believe Karl has found himself a rather special young lady.

The next day was the start of my first two shoots. The first 1 was Lucia and Karl . Being the pro that Karl is, there was no funny stuff the night previous so as not to affect his performance. Karl admitted that this was going to be difficult for him but assured me he couldn’t do it for anyone else but me and I knew where he was coming from. Unlike any other job, this was personal and I felt honored for that. I also have faith enough in Karl that he was going to be fine.

It was funny, but prior to the shoot, Lucia asked me if it was true if I wanted Karl to lick her arse hole. “Hell, yeah”. She thought this was weird, but I explained my reasons and she cooperated saying that I was the director and she will do as she was told. I told her no. She is the director, I am the 1 who is privileged to scene them doing what they would do in private. She agreed she will try this. I could tell both of them were shy, which worked in my favor as this is what adds the ambiance to the scene which was a fairly straight forward affair. They stripped each other off, kissing, caressing, sucking, fucking, anal lingus and Karl rounded off with an internal jizm shot in her bitch and she sucked his cum coated wang as Karls jism dripped and ran out of her muff. First shoot in the bag within a couple of hours. I couldn’t have hoped for a smoother shoot.